Men fascination with their nyash is leaving us women confused
Nkululeko Zane Dlamini.
Not so much of good news has come out of South Africa since Lukas Radebe, Benny McCathy and Mark Fish retired from soccer. In fact, Bafanabafana regressed to levels of Shabana FC of Kenya, that is if the South Africa?s national team still even exits. The Jacob Zuma presidency did not help the reputation of Johannesburg much having been marred by all forms of mediocre publicity surrounding his social conduct, policy exposure and lack of knowledge of what he was doing as the country?s No.1 citizen.
Then there was wave of xenophobia where native South Africans clashed with other Africans living, working or doing business of whatever kind on their soil. Anyway, lately, it is clear that Jo?burg is on a mission to retrace and reclaim its place in the world map except that this time SA is starting to export strange products alien to the African spirit. Kenya recently received the King of Squats. Apparently, he is the new face of the country that once gave us sister Samenya who also on her part generated her share of controversy. How did that debate end? Was she really a she?
Back to Nkululeko Zane Dlamini, Kenyan women are super excited about his presence in the country and are buying tickets in numbers to go and build the part of them that matters most ? buttocks. Having witnessed the amount of buzz the King of Squats has caused, it is fair to submit that the posterior gluteal muscle is arguably the most important part of the female anatomy. What is worrying is the new obsession that men too are starting to have with their rear ends. All along a man only cared that his trouser was held in place by a belt gripping hip bones, but now South Africa is changing the storyline and exposing their soft underbelly in an area they seem to be struggling with in silence. The reality that men are now as overly fascinated with their nyash as women are leaving us very confused.
Our good brothers have apparently discovered that nyash can pay rent for either gender when fully explored. Lately, there is a disturbing trend emerging of men checking into hotels with other men. Many of them now want to have an easy life and they have discovered the secret that they can actually fulfill roles hitherto reserved for women sunken anatomy.
Married women are now more worried about their men possibly turning gay than cheating with another woman. Now men are starting to dress up in hipsters and practice squats with that guy because they have seen an opportunity that going against the popular grain fetches bucks a lot quicker than following the ten commandments would get one to heaven.
This kind of exposure of gender with gender mix up, we are standing on the verge of losing ourselves completely as species. That to be queer is more attractive than working hard is what is inspiring a whole legion of cross dressers and transsexuals mushrooming from all quarters including the ghettos where men were absolutely solid in definition and reality. It is what it is!
